主题：[灌水]环球小姐形容男性性器官 (绝对精彩）

环球小姐形容男性性器官 (绝对精彩） miss universe's last question 环球小姐最后一题 question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms india: because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. 中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 question: how can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端